United Taliban of Losers Website Down

It looks like the Taliban webmaster is having a bad day. His website used to have stuff like this.Now it looks like this.Looks like the Jawas win!

More on the United Taliban of Losers website here.

Update: The circle is now complete! United Taliban of Losers backup website down!

Video: Senior AQ Terrorists Sent to Shaitan

Multi-National Force Iraq video of senior al Qaeda terrorists being killed.



Too bad it was so quick. God rot their vile souls.

Taliban Issues New Deadline To Murder 22 Innocent Christians

The Taliban have issued another statement. Like little children throwing a tantrum over a lost toy, the Taliban says it will murder 22 innocent people, mosty women, who have nothig to do with holding their fellow criminal gangsters. I've added a few edits to the reuters story.

Via CNN: KABUL, Afghanistan (Reuters) -- Taliban leaders said on Sunday their fighters would kill murder 22 remaining South Korean hostages if the Afghan government did not release rebel prisoners Taliban criminals by a new deadline of 0730 GMT on Monday, a spokesman said.

Taliban spokesman Qari Mohammad Yousuf said the deadline had been set by the Taliban leadership council, headed by elusive leader Mullah Mohammad Omar, giving the threat added weight.

The kidnappers killed murdered the leader of the Korean group on Wednesday, but several further deadlines have passed without the rebels carrying out their threat to kill murder the remaining hostages.

"Since the talks between us, the Kabul administration and Korean government have reached deadlock and they are not honest ... hence, we will start killing murdering the hostages....

Is this Islam? The murder of innocents Christians in the name of Allah because a group of illiterate criminals, who can't even dress themselves, can't get their way?You can express your offence directly to the Taliban spokesman here.

On the Taliban's old website, they listed this phone number for Qari Mohammad Yousuf, aka "Ahmadi". Presumably, this is how the AP called him.

(011 from US, then) 8821621515539

Or you can e-mail him here: qarimohammadyousaf@yahoo.com

A second phone number for another Taliban spokesman, "Mujahid"

(011 from US, then) 8821621360585

ROPMA. Nothing less than the immediate release of these people will do. Nothing can make up for the life already taken.

Original Taliban Issues New Deadline To Murder 22 Innocent Christians post and more information here at The Jawa Report.

Update: The Taliban have murdered Korean hostage Shim Sung-min. More here at The Jawa Report.

Shim Sung-min, martyr. Murdered by the Taliban for crimes against Islam. The "crime"? Accused of preaching the gospel of Jesus Christ

FCC Oversight?

(Maui, Hawaii) This story seems appropriate fodder for an SNL skit. I chuckled.

The call letters KUNT have landed at a yet-unbuilt low-power digital television station in Wailuku, Maui.

Alarmingly similar to a word the dictionary says is obscene, the call letters were among a 15-page list of new call letters issued by the Federal Communications Commission and released this week.

The same station owner also received KWTF for a station in Arizona.

From Skokie, Ill., comes a sincere apology "to anyone that was offended," said Kevin Bae, vice president of KM Communications Inc., who requested and received KUNT and KWTF. It is "extremely embarrassing for me and my company and we will file to change those call letters immediately."

According to Mary Diamond of the FCC's Office of Media Relations, assignment of call letters is automated with no oversight. There's a shock! FCC oversight sucks.

Too bad they're going to change the letters, though. Programming on KUNT and KWTF would have been an interesting challenge for disc jockeys. Also, imagine the advertisers.

German Jobless at 9.1 Percent

The Germans are clinking glasses to toast themselves for the lowest unemployment rate in six years.

According to raw, unadjusted data published by the Federal Labor Agency in Nuremberg, the German jobless rate fell by 0.4 percentage point to 9.1 percent in May, the lowest level since October 2001.

Analysts are pleased and predict a sunny future.

For comparison, the U.S. has been sporting unemployment numbers in the five percent range and the media incessantly trash President Bush for a lousy economy. The Germans finally have their unemployment resting comfortably around nine percent and the media trumpet a sunny outlook. Therefore:

5% jobless = lousy economy in the U.S.

9% jobless = sunny economy in Germany

Odd, isn't it? Maybe they're using some sort of voodoo metric analysis in Germany. On the other hand, maybe the media are lying to the American public.

MySpace: 29K Sex Offenders Identified

From AdAge:

MySpace has identified more than 29,000 registered sex offenders on its social network -- more than four times the number it claimed to have found in May, according to the North Carolina attorney general's office.

The 29,000 includes those who signed up using their real names. Nobody knows how many are lurking on MySpace using aliases.

To counter the situation, North Carolina AG Roy Cooper is spearheading an effort to require parental consent for children to join MySpace. Hey, what about FaceBook and the other networking sites frequented by kids?

Honestly, does anyone really think that legislating parental controls will eliminate or minimize the threat of child sex predators? It's nuts! We should be going after the perverts, not the parents and an unknown number of web portals.

Meet the New Boss

From the New York Times:

ALBANY, July 23 — Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s aides, including one of his closest advisers, improperly used the State Police to gather information about the governor’s chief rival, Joseph L. Bruno, the State Senate majority leader, in an effort to plant a negative story about Mr. Bruno and damage him politically, according to a report on Monday by the attorney general’s office.

Won't get fooled again...until next time.

Nude Cyclists Rally

(Madrid, Spain) Cyclists with the motto "We continue to be naked in traffic" participated in the 4th Nude Cyclists Rally recently in the streets of Madrid and other cities, including Pamplona. So, for those that missed out on Running with the Bulls, there was also the chance at Riding with the Bares (pic).

The route was through the central streets of the capital and similar demonstrations were also seen on Saturday in Barcelona, Zaragoza, Pamplona, Santander, La Coruna, Granada, Alicante, Murcia, Valladolid and Huesca.

The protests are designed to show how invisible cyclists are to motorists, and in demand for more bike lanes, slower speed limits in cities and towns, and measures to accept bicycles on public transport.

The question was asked if the cyclists used special bicycle seats when riding naked to prevent possibly acquiring some kind of bacteria. Frankly, I don't know and I would probably be more worried about getting something caught in the bicycle chain. Readers?

Sunday Funnies

From the Dry Bones blog.

Illegal Alien Hotline

(Phoenix, Arizona) Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has launched a hotline to report on illegal aliens.

Wow! I think I can hear alien Arizona glutes puckering all the way from Ohio.

[Update] Meanwhile, in Hartford, Connecticut, an illegal alien municipal ID Card program is being launched.

What a great country! We have a city that issues a card which certifies that a person has broken the law. Sheriff Joe might think about doing the same thing.

"Hey, guys! If you're illegal, come on in to the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office for your ID card."

Sounds like a plan.

Manuel Noriega Release Date in September

After being convicted of running a massive narco-kleptocracy in Panama, former thug President Manuel Noriega was sentenced in 1989 to 40 years in federal prison -- later reduced to 30 years. He is soon to be released after serving less than 20 years in the joint.

Now aged 71 and judged to have earned time off for good behaviour, he is due to be released on September 9 from the Federal Correctional Institution in Miami, where he has spent the past 17 years in an apartment-style cell nicknamed "the presidential suite." His accommodation includes two rooms, a television, a telephone and an exercise bike, Noriega having successfully argued that as a "prisoner of war" he deserves special privileges.

Due to Noriega's pending release, a controversy has surfaced regarding where he should be sent. French authorities want him extradited to Paris to face charges for allegedly buying property using illegal drug money.

Panamanian authorities sort-kinda want him returned to face murder charges for killing and beheading a political opponent while, at the same time, they are somewhat leery of the possibility that sympathetic elements will push to allow him to live out his golden years as a free man.

It remains to be seen what will happen to "Pineapple Face" but, if anyone asked me, he should stay in prison for the rest of his life with the two rooms, telephone, television and exercise bike taken away.

Naked Sisters of Sheboygan Convicted

(Sheboygan, Wisconsin) In March 2007, twin sisters Pam and Penny Crane were arrested for snapping naked pictures in front of Pam Crane's five-year-old son. They were charged with disorderly conduct. The pictures were taken for a boyfriend in Las Vegas.

Police were alerted by a Walgreens employee who developed the pictures. Reportedly, the hubba-hubba sisters (pic) were wearing thong underwear and pantyhose and exposing their breasts and buttocks to the child.

Prosecutors said the pictures were clearly sexual. But on the stand, Pam Crane claimed the nudity was an accident.

"My sister is popping a pimple on my back," Crane said, describing the photo.

She said in another photo, she meant to take a picture of the 5-year-old, and accidentally included her sister, who was getting dressed.

The judge didn't buy that argument, saying the pictures were "close" to pornography.

Yesterday, Sheboygan County Circuit Court Judge Terence T. Bourke ruled that the 30-year-old sisters were guilty of disorderly conduct and fined them $300 plus court costs.

This story just cracks me up. I almost titled it "Pam and Penny Popping Pimples."

Islamic State of Losers in Iraq's Leader Captured

I have good new in my inbox this morning. The Islamic State of Iraq has been beheaded. VIA ABCNEWS:

"Al-Mashhadani is believed to be the most senior Iraqi in the al-Qaida in Iraq network," Bergner said. He said al-Mashhadani was a close associate of Abu Ayub al-Masri, the Egyptian-born head of al-Qaida in Iraq.

Bergner said al-Mashhadani served as an intermediary between al-Masri and Osama bin Laden and al-Qaida No. 2 Ayman al-Zawahri.

"In fact, communication between the senior al-Qaida leadership and al-Masri frequently went through al-Mashhadani," Bergner said.

"Along with al-Masri, al-Mashhadani co-founded a virtual organization in cyberspace called the Islamic State of Iraq in 2006," Bergner said. "The Islamic State of Iraq is the latest efforts by al-Qaida to market itself and its goal of imposing a Taliban-like state on the Iraqi people."

This man was the the leader of the infamous Ansar al-Sunnah before he joined ISI. Ansar al-Sunnah is a particularly brutal group of terrorists who are famous for beheading hostages on video. Personally, knowing we got a leader of Ansar al-Sunnah and the Islamic State of Iraq is the greatest news ever. It's like a two for one sale on terrorist scumbags.

Oh and it turns out that Abu Omar al-Baghdadi is nothing more than a sock puppet manipulated by al-Mashhadani and al-Qaeda in Iraq's leader al-Masri.

More on this important capture and Dr. Rusty Shackleford's comments here at The Jawa Report.

Now is the time at Jawa when we dance. Cue music.

Recipe for Jihadi Flambée

Ingredients: 1 terrorist sniper, 1 sedan.

Mix with surveillance from Apache attack helicopter and air-to-surface missile.

Et voila! Bon appetit.

The title copy shot is very brief; here's the text:

14 July 2007: Sniper Sedan
RT: 1.19

Aerial footage of sniper running from his
firing position to his vehicle, and subsequent
engagement by Coalition forces.

Department of Defense Video
MND-Baghdad PAO
1st Cavalry Division
1st Air Cavalry Brigade

I see that Howie beat me to the punch, so watch the video in the post below!

Thanks to Good Lt. at The Jawa Report.

Juba The Baghdad Sniper Video

Did you know he had Blue eyes?
Yeah, one blew this way, the other blew that way.

Hat Tip: Good Lt.

Original Juba The Baghdad Sniper Video post here at Juba Sucks.

Video: AH-64 Warrior AC 130 Footage

OK so the video of the F-16 dropping a bomb on a IED factory racked up over 500 hundred views. Yesterday's Freedom Journal Iraq had grand total of two. So I get the hint. You people want to see us kill the enemy. Kill! Kill! Kill! You want to see blood streaming guts, veins in the teeth, see people eat Milky Way bars taken from dead burnt bodies! KILL! KILL! KILL!

Video: AH-64 Warrior AC 130 FootageAs they say, Give The People What They Want.

Hat Tip: Stealth.

Does this mean I'll stop running Freedom Journal Iraq. It might, but here is FJI #690. I've already uploaded it.
This edition features stories on U.S. Soldiers isolating Baqouba to catch insurgents heading in and out of the city, Soldiers calling in air support to deny terrain to enemy forces and Soldiers joining Iraqi soldiers delivering aid to citizens in Ramadi. Hosted by Staff Sgt. Alana Ingram.
Freedom Journal Iraq #690
Google Video copy of Freedom Journal Iraq #690If you don't watch this one, this is it. I hate to, because this is the kind of news there just isn't enough of.

With 'Moderate' Muslims Like This, Who Needs Terrorists?

Keith Ellison, the first Muslim elected to Congress, has wedged his foot firmly in his mouth, and started to chew:

Addressing a gathering of atheists in his home state of Minnesota, Keith Ellison, a Democrat, compared the 9/11 atrocities to the destruction of the Reichstag, the German parliament, in 1933. This was probably burned down by the Nazis in order to justify Hitler's later seizure of emergency powers.

"It's almost like the Reichstag fire, kind of reminds me of that," Mr Ellison said. "After the Reichstag was burned, they blamed the Communists for it, and it put the leader [Hitler] of that country in a position where he could basically have authority to do whatever he wanted."

To applause from his audience of 300 members of Atheists for Human Rights, Mr Ellison said he would not accuse the Bush administration of planning 9/11 because "you know, that's how they put you in the nut-ball box - dismiss you".

Perhaps this ignorant, posturing jackass wouldn't have played the Nazi card if he were aware of the actions of the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem during WWII; the Muslim leader who raised a division of Arab SS troops for Hitler.

Sunday Funny

From the Dry Bones Blog.

Fatwa Executed Against eJihad

I've been meaning to blog about this site mentioned by LGF last week.

The electronic jihadis are distributing malicious toolkits that make it so easy to attack web sites even a holy warrior can do it, with a slick admin program that uses virus-compromised ‘zombie’ computers:

The site was hosted on an American server and was in clear violation of terms of service.

But we had a couple projects going on. We have been pestering the Taliban's webmaster and were busy as well with Hamas in Iraq and Jaami. We don't want to assign our Zionist Internet Cabal too much at once. Jawas, except for our leader Rusty, are only capable of one, sometimes two, tasks at once.

I wanted to post on this because this kind of site is where attack and spamming software that take down our comments originates. We had comments back online for a short time the other day but they were quickly spammed under.

I know I would have liked to get a little payback! But, I'll be darned, someone has already beat us to it and the site is offline. Great job to whomever might have taken it down. Warm Fuzzies to you.

A little birdie told me there was more good news on this to come. Like a lot of spammers using the term, "Oh f*ck?!" We're looking forward to it.

Hat Tip: Tom.

Update: Another website got the old chop chop choppity chop

Dr. Rusty Shackleford via The Jawa Report: Just wanted to mention that before welcoming the refugees from one of the oldest and most popular pro-jihad message boards, who seem to also be having a bad day.

http://www.al-ekhlaas.net/ -- down

Freedom Journal Iraq #687

This edition features stories on the U.S. Army awarding Army Commendation Medals to two Iraqi army soldiers, U.S. Soldiers advising Iraqi soldiers as they go on searches and U.S. paratroopers taking a humanitarian approach to helping locals in Adhamiyah. Hosted by Staff Sgt. Alana Ingram.
Freedom Journal Iraq #687
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Courtesy of The Jawa Report.

The Majesty of Nature

Courtship ritual of the West Highland White Terrier.

Haditha Case 'Unsupported by Independent Evidence'

A hearing officer in the Haditha case has recognized the absurdity of the persecution prosecution's case and recommends dropping the charges:

The hearing officer, Lt. Col. Paul Ware, wrote in a report released by the defense Tuesday that those charges were based on unreliable witness accounts, insupportable forensic evidence and questionable legal theories. He also wrote that the case could have dangerous consequences on the battlefield, where soldiers might hesitate during critical moments when facing an enemy.

"The government version is unsupported by independent evidence," Ware wrote in the 18-page report. "To believe the government version of facts is to disregard clear and convincing evidence to the contrary."

Furthermore, Ware recognizes the potential for propaganda:

He said further prosecution of Sharratt could set a "dangerous precedent that ... may encourage others to bear false witness against Marines as a tactic to erode public support of the Marine Corps and its mission in Iraq."

Ware's memo will likely raise an outcry among the MSM and other leftist traitors who are working for a humiliating American defeat in Iraq.

Taliban Declares Jawa Report 'Enemy of Islam'

The other website I write for, The Jawa Report, has been branded an "infidel enemy of Islam" by the Taliban. This follows successful efforts by Jawa Report bloggers and readers to get official Taliban propaganda websites shut down. It should go without saying that the real "enemies of Islam" are violent savages like the Taliban itself.

The Taliban is challenging the Jawas to shut down their new website. Go here to find out how you can help spank the Taliban's e-asses again.

Al Qaeda Trainees on British Police Force

The United Kingdom is being subverted through political correctness, the bane of all intelligent life:

Up to eight police officers and civilian staff are suspected of links to extremist groups including Al Qaeda.

Some are even believed to have attended terror training camps in Pakistan or Afghanistan.

Their names feature on a secret list of alleged radicals said to be working in the Metropolitan and other forces...

...Astonishingly, many of the alleged jihadists have not been sacked because - it is claimed - police do not have the "legal power" to dismiss them.

Yes, it wouldn't be cricket to offend to tender sensibilities of the headloppers. The effect, of course, is that no British citizen can trust a police officer who looks middle eastern, i.e., the political correctness encourages prejudice. Duh.

Hat tip: Robert O.

Sunday Funny

From the Dry Bones Blog.

Right Square in the Nuts

Headline of the millennium:


Most excellent. The Dread Pundit Bluto unconditionally endorses the kicking of terrorist testicles in all social situations. To avoid injury, use the Tae Kwon Do technique for the "front kick." Draw the toes upward and strike with the ball of the foot. This not only lessens the chance of injury, but concentrates the force of the kick into a smaller surface area.

Good luck and good kicking.

Via Instapundit, thanks to Howie at The Jawa Report.

Jihadi Forum Claim: Muslim Doctors Planned US Terrorism

The UK's Telegraph reports that 45 Muslim doctors were planning terror attacks against US targets on an online chat room run by three "cyber-jihadis" who have been arrested by British authorities:

One message read: "We are 45 doctors and we are determined to undertake jihad and take the battle inside America.

"The first target which will be penetrated by nine brothers is the naval base which gives shelter to the ship Kennedy." This is thought to have been a reference to the USS John F Kennedy, which is often at Mayport Naval Base in Jacksonville, Florida.

The message discussed targets at the base, adding: "These are clubs for naked women which are opposite the First and Third units."

It also referred to using six Chevrolet GT vehicles and three fishing boats and blowing up petrol tanks with rocket propelled grenades.

This would be easier to laugh off if the recent UK terror plots hadn't been perpetrated by doctors.

Freedom Journal Iraq #683

This edition features stories on building facilities to accommodate additional troops, the Mine Resistant Armored Vehicle and the affects of an IED attack on one Soldier. Hosted by Staff Sgt. Alana Ingram.
Freedom Journal Iraq #683
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Courtesy of The Jawa Report.

Independence Day

Have a great Fourth of July!



For our lefties: have a fruitful, somber contemplation of the many peoples that the American capitalist plutocracy has deliberately oppressed to enrich the coffers of the wealthy elite, while keeping the bourgeoisie ignorant and complacent.

Freedom Journal Iraq #681

This edition features stories on the second phase of Operation Marne Torch around Arab Jabour, a joint U.S-Iraqi security station in Ramadi and Soldiers nearing the end of their deployments looking back on the time they've spent in Iraq. Hosted by Staff Sgt. Alana Ingram.
Freedom Journal Iraq #681
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Courtesy of The Jawa Report.

Oh No! Farfour the Terrorist Mouse Murdered by Jooos!

Hamas has ended its children's show about Farfour, the Mickey Mouse clone who encourages Palestinian kids to commit acts of terrorism, by having poor Farfour beaten to death by a greedy Jew.

But the really disturbing part is that Farfour's grandfather is a human, thus, it seems apparent, that Hamas advocates sex with animals as well as terrorism.


Jerusalem Post story on Farfour's demise.

On This Date...

...in 1863 the fate of the Union rested with Colonel Joshua Chamberlain, commanding the 20th Maine at Little Round Top in Gettysburg. Chamberlain was an academic with no formal military training.

Little Round Top was the extreme left flank of the Union lines, and the Maine men under Chamberlain repelled attack after attack as the Confederates tried to flank the Union army. Chamberlain and his men refused to retreat, and eventually broke the Confederate assault with a bayonet charge down the steep slopes of the hill.

Unable to turn the Union flank, General Robert E. Lee ordered a frontal assault on the center of the Union lines the following day, which was repelled with massive casualties on both sides. The Army of the Potomac was the only force standing between Lee's Confederates and Washington, D.C. Its destruction at Gettysburg would have been a disaster for the North.

Had Chamberlain's men retreated, it's virtually certain that the Federals would have suffered a devastating rout, and President Lincoln would have been forced to negotiate a very different end to the war.


Chamberlain, a professor of rhetoric at Bowdoin College, received the Medal of Honor for his actions.

Freedom Journal Iraq #680

This edition features stories on U.S. Soldiers making friends with local Iraqis in the neighborhoods they patrol, economic growth of Iraq, the reopening of an Iraqi school and the opening of a maternity hospital. Hosted by Staff Sgt. Alana Ingram.
Freedom Journal Iraq #680
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