Friday, December 04, 2009

Dopenhagen to Feature Complimentary Prostitutes

Since the delegates at the Climate Summit have become accustomed to screwing people, Denmark's "sex-worker" industry is coming through with free sex to make them feel right at home:
Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.
Heartwarming, whores reaching out to whores.

Ja, wir hiden der schlongen-wursten!