Tuesday, September 19, 2006

In the Name of the Prophet, No! Not Another Purple Nurple!

The Guardian reveals the horrors of the secret CIA torture chambers:
Details emerged yesterday about the seven interrogation techniques the CIA is seeking to be allowed to apply to terror suspects...

The techniques sought by the CIA are: induced hypothermia; forcing suspects to stand for prolonged periods; sleep deprivation; a technique called "the attention grab" where a suspect's shirt is forcefully seized; the "attention slap" or open hand slapping that hurts but does not lead to physical damage; the "belly slap"; and sound and light manipulation.
Lack of sleep, upbraiding, and pink bellies.

Those diabolical bastards, have they been recruiting fraternity rush chairmen?

Via Stop the ACLU.