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Sunday Funny

From the Dry Bones Blog.

Acme Apache Pest Control

Terrorist-insurgents, believing themselves to be concealed in a palm grove, are exterminated by 30mm fire from an Apache attack helicopter that has been tracking their movements on infrared all along. Note the extraordinary lengths US commanders go to in order to verify the targets.

Flat Screen TVs To Destroy the Planet

Here's the latest bit of scaremongering from the Global Warming lunatics:

A gas used in the making of flat screen televisions, nitrogen trifluoride (NF3), is being blamed for damaging the atmosphere and accelerating global warming.

Of course nobody's bothered to see how much of this NF3 has escaped into the atmosphere, nor has anyone actually documented how or if it actually damages the atmosphere, but they've "estimated" that it's 17,000 times as harmful as carbon dioxide. You know carbon dioxide. It's that gas that enters the atmosphere every time you exhale.

It appears that the only way to avert setting the atmosphere on fire via Global Warming is for all of us to move into caves...and breathe as little as possible. I say the smelly hippies go first.

Justice From Above

Having rashly attacked US Soldiers instead of their usual prey, schoolchildren or bound hostages, terrorist-insurgents cower in fear for several minutes as an F-18 engages them with rockets and guns.



Thanks to Liveleaker Iraqi Translator USMC.

Sunday Funny

From the Dry Bones Blog.

Gateway Pundit: Obama Throws Maoist Hardliner and Weatherman Pal Under the Bus

It Sure is Getting Crowded Under Obama's Bus

Righteous One-Two Punch

The Fist of God, in the form of 1,000 lb. JDAM bombs, strikes down evildoers in Iraq:



And Afghanistan:



No more little boys' bums for you.

Thanks to LiveLeaker Iraqi Translator USMC.

A Militia of One

In a five to four ruling (guess what ideology the "four" give their allegiance to) the US Supreme Court has overturned a controversial Washington, DC gun ban and upheld the individual right to bear arms:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Supreme Court ruled on Thursday, for the first time in the nation's history, that individual Americans have the right to own guns for personal use, and struck down a strict gun control law in the nation's capital.

This should have been a unanimous decision.