Fatwa Approves Ass Sex in Service of Jihad

A sensitive, passionate jihadi begs permission to have his anus pounded by his brothers in Allah in order to stretch it out so he can shove a bomb up there. 

Cue theme from "Grease."

Anonymous Warns Against Gun Confiscation

Merry Christmas

Let's hope none of you have been too naughty.

7 December, 1941

Day of infamy. Day of destruction. Day of shock and death and terror that echoes through generations.

Happy Thanksgiving

If God didn't intend for us to eat turkeys, He would not have made them so succulent. Q.E.D.

A happy Thanksgiving to all, and especially to those now defending us, who can't be with their families.

Semper Fi

Today is the 237th birthday of the United States Marine Corps, America's elite sea-soldiers. Congratulations, Jarheads! Here's to 237 more!

The iconic Mt. Suribachi flag-raising on Iwo Jima

Unforgiven

Théoden: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?
Aragorn: Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.