Sunday, January 16, 2005

More From the Democratic People's Republic of Korea

S. Korean Unification Ministry's Anti-north Moves Assailed
Pyongyang, January 14 (KCNA) -- The south Korean authorities have conspired with the United States and its followers in the operations to allure and abduct DPRK citizens on their foreign trips and take them to south Korea after painting them as "defectors from the north". This time they faked up an "alternative phraseology for defectors from the north" and fabricated even the "law on the protection of residents from north Korea." This is nothing but a revelation of their intention to commit organized abduction of north Koreans in the future, too. A spokesman for the Committee for the Peaceful Reunification of the Fatherland said this in a statement Friday.

The Dread Pundit Bluto deplores this wanton seduction of the happy, prosperous, loyal, industrious citizens of North Korea by the vile, tainted, debauched, imperialist aggressors of the south. And their little running dogs, too.