Terrorists Kidnap Doll - Six Islamists Injured During Struggle
From Mister Pundit, word that Islamist terrorists have managed to capture a G.I. Joe action figure, and they are demanding concessions for the doll's release.
The Dread Pundit Bluto has heard that the doll put up quite a fight, injuring several brave terrorists with his "kung fu grip" before being subdued.
ABC News reported that the US military conducted a check on all 150,000 troops just to be sure that the reported capture of a US soldier was a hoax.
The Dread Pundit Bluto has heard that the doll put up quite a fight, injuring several brave terrorists with his "kung fu grip" before being subdued.
ABC News reported that the US military conducted a check on all 150,000 troops just to be sure that the reported capture of a US soldier was a hoax.
posted by Bluto at 7:55 PM
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