A Challenge to Phenegar the Black

Inflamed by the attention lavished upon Phenegar the Black by TDPB reader vivi, these soldiers have resolved to capture the affections of the fair vivi by, "showing her what a real soldier looks like."

Specialists Talbot and Harper shoot crabs hoping to win the heart of Vivi.

The Dread Pundit Bluto offers this photo in the spirit of friendly competition between comrades in arms (and to pander shamelessly to the stated desires of a reader), and has no plans to decorate the sidebar with ferns and Bette Midler photos. Not that there's anything wrong with that.