Tuesday, December 06, 2005

"This is Terrorism!"

Toppled evil dictator Saddam Hussein threw a hissy fit during his court appearance today, and vowed not to return. From MSNBC:
"I will not return," Saddam yelled. "I will not come to an unjust court! Go to hell, you agents of America!"

NBC News reported that he also complained that he had been wearing the same shirt and underwear for three days and deprived of shower and exercise facilities. "This is terrorism," he said.
Despite Saddam's snit, no reasonable person could possibly consider going three days without a change of underwear to be terrorism. Well, maybe the ACLU. Of course, I did say "reasonable".

If Saddam doesn't have enough underwear, he needs to get busy.