Osama's Hiding Spot Revealed
Al Qaeda terrorist Osama bin Laden has been employing a unique method of camouflage to elude US and Coalition forces who have been searching for him since the fall of Afhganistan.
Combining the craftiness of the Bedouin desert hunter with cutting-edge genetic engineering and concepts pioneered by Robert Heinlein in the book Starship Troopers (not the movie, which, sadly, ignored Heinlein's Mobile Infantry suits) al Qaeda bioengineers have provided bin Laden with a mobile stealth device capable of covering level ground at up to 8 miles per hour.
It can also find truffles.
Combining the craftiness of the Bedouin desert hunter with cutting-edge genetic engineering and concepts pioneered by Robert Heinlein in the book Starship Troopers (not the movie, which, sadly, ignored Heinlein's Mobile Infantry suits) al Qaeda bioengineers have provided bin Laden with a mobile stealth device capable of covering level ground at up to 8 miles per hour.
It can also find truffles.
posted by Bluto at 8:32 PM
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