Olympic Events: Gay, Straight, or Metrosexual?
The brakeman grabs the sled powerfully, finding his rythmn in the rapid pistoning of his heavily muscled thighs. He insinuates himself into the cockpit and buries his head against the clenched buttocks of the driver. GAY
So gay it makes the stars of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy look like British soccer hooligans. GAY
The emphasis on styling points moves a moderately dangerous sport into the metrosexual category. METROSEXUAL
As straight as a slapshot to the crotch. STRAIGHT
Sort of straight. They could solidify their position by exchanging the pussy little .22s for something with more stopping power - 12 gauge deer slugs would do nicely. METROSEXUAL/STRAIGHT
Also posted at The Jawa Report.