Memorial Day Weekend Caption Contest

What good is the Internet if it can't be used to humiliate one's children? The boy on the diving board in this 12 year-old photo is my son. The others have visited our house over the years and will be just as mortified to see this pic on the Web.

You can enter here and/or at The Jawa Report. Winners from each site will be announced Monday.

Shocking final note: all of the boys in this photo grew up to be straight!