Iowahawk Vs. Dr. Yearrrgh!

Iowahawk scores again, nailing those obnoxious DNC emails that we all get, signed by Howard Dean. A sample of Iowahawk's rapier parody:

Despite what you may have heard on Fox News, we Democrats know what issues are on the minds of heartland conservatives like you. We know that your number one concern is for the safety of your children -- whether they are plucking their banjos on the back porch, speaking tongues to snakes at Jesus Camp, or torching crosses at your local Nascar racing contest. We also know that the number one threat to your children's safety is the scourge of international homo-ism. That's why we at the DNC have created "The Contract With American Hillbillies," a new multipoint investigation program to identify and root out conservative stealth homoism before it threatens you or your precious little inbreeds.

About that "Contract With American Hillbillies" thing, we prefer to be called "highlanders". It's a redneck thing, you wouldn't understand.

Via The Jawa Report.