Pravda: Rove Had Imus 'Whacked'

Apparently because Imus was going to reveal what "really" happened on 9/11.

Oh. My. God. I hope this is a joke, but a Whois search does put the website in Moscow:

In a clear sign of its intent to reign in dissident American media personalities, and their growing influence in American culture, US War Leaders this past week launched an unprecedented attack upon one of their most politically 'connected', and legendary, radio hosts named Don Imus after his threats to release information relating to the September 11, 2001 attacks upon that country.

The article doesn't specify, but apparently the Bushitlerburton machine has developed a drug to cause people to utter the phrase, "...nappy-headed 'ho's.

Of course, now we know why Truth Porker Rosie O'Donnell came to Imus's defense.

Thanks to Curt at Flopping Aces.