Truth in Advertising Run Amok

A baker has been ordered to rename a confection she calls "Pig Tarts" because there isn't any pork in them. And that's not all:

She also said she was told to rename her 'Robin Tarts', as the bird does not feature in the ingredients, and her 'Paradise Slice' would also have to have a new moniker because it doesn't come from paradise.

Well, changing the names is one option. Alternatively, the baker could start using real pig snouts and robin guts. I'm sure the Trade Council could specify minimum acceptable amounts.

The "Paradise Slice" is a little toughter. Maybe she could add some C-4 and serve them with a hearty "Allahu akbar!"