Sunday, October 07, 2007

Top Five Biggest, In-Your-Face Lies of All Time

Number Five: "The check is in the mail."

Number Four: "All the news that's fit to print."

Number Three: "I'll pull out. Really."

Number Two: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinsky."

And, the Number One, most stupendous, unabashed, abject, through the looking glass, day is night, LIE: "Media Matters is...a nonpartisan, progressive nonprofit that is unaffiliated with any political party or candidate."