Crisis For America: Flow of Propaganda Threatened

How are TV networks and moviemakers to maintain their standard of politically correct, progressive scripted comedies and dramas if the writers go on strike? Hollywood may be forced to tap their strategic reserves by dipping into rerun stockpiles.

"It's been a steady stream of crises since the end of the Bartlett presidency," said one producer, "and now this. How can we maintain control of the narrative if we're deprived of characters like Alan Shore and the entire cast of Studio 60, who can parrot liberal talking points without fear of rebuttal?"