Just a Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love

From my personal list of the top ten things I'd rather not hear about:

Woman Sets Fire to Man's Genitals:

A Greek woman set fire to a British man's genitals at a club after he allegedly made sexual advances on her.

That's bad enough, but here's the worst paragraph of all:

The man is currently at in a Heraklion, Crete, clinic being treated for second-degree burns to his testicles and penis.