Odd Couple: The Robertson/Glover Axis of Stupidity

Twin self-beclownings in the wake of the Haiti earthquake tragedy.

Televangelist Pat Robertson, jabbering witlessly on his "700 Club" show:

They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you'll get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal.

I think Robertson also blamed the 9/11 attacks on American immorality. Senile tool.

Next, actor Danny Glover, also suffering from dementia, blames the earthquake on Global Warming:

When we look back at what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this [the earthquake] is what happens, you know what I'm saying? But we have to act now.

In his free time, Glover enjoys sunsets and planting big wet slobbering kisses on the enormous ass of Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez.