Thursday, November 18, 2010

The Trial of Osama bin Laden

Captured in Somalia in June, 2011, alleged terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden was tried in New York District Court. Citing the precedents set in the Ahmed Ghailani case, judge Ima Loony-Libtard dismissed the Department of Justice's case and ordered Mr. bin Laden released.

"It's all fruit of the poisoned tree," Loony-Libtard explained in her ruling.

Several prominent civil attorneys have expressed interest in representing the Saudi citizen in actions against the US government.

Asked for comment following his release, Mr. bin Laden said, "I'm going to Disneyland."