Wednesday, March 28, 2012

'White Slime' Sold to Americans as 'Food'

Concocted from rotting animal secretions that have been deliberately laced with bacteria, "White Slime" products are foisted upon unsuspecting Americans under a variety of trade names.

"White Slime" is also combined with otherwise wholesome fruits in the form of a binding matrix, holding the healthful food suspended in a thick, slippery solution that many believe gives off a noxious, sour odor.

In an apparent attempt to disguise the origins of this substance and market it, "White Slime" has been given the innocuous sounding sobriquet, "yogurt."