'White Slime' Sold to Americans as 'Food'

Concocted from rotting animal secretions that have been deliberately laced with bacteria, "White Slime" products are foisted upon unsuspecting Americans under a variety of trade names.

"White Slime" is also combined with otherwise wholesome fruits in the form of a binding matrix, holding the healthful food suspended in a thick, slippery solution that many believe gives off a noxious, sour odor.

In an apparent attempt to disguise the origins of this substance and market it, "White Slime" has been given the innocuous sounding sobriquet, "yogurt."