Stupid Liberal Questions Answered, Part One

Fun With Real Slate Headlines

Is Fallujah Iraq's Mogadishu?
By Fred Kaplan
Updated Thursday, April 1, 2004, at 4:11 PM PT
No.

Are Dean and Gore Related?
By Josh Levin
Posted Wednesday, Dec. 10, 2003, at 4:03 PM PT
Yes, both are losers.

Is Kerry a flipper or a leaner?
By Jacob Weisberg and William Saletan
Posted Friday, May 28, 2004, at 11:02 AM PT
Refer to Dean and Gore answer above.

Whom do you trust? Bush or the United Nations?
By William Saletan
Posted Wednesday, Oct. 9, 2002, at 3:36 PM PT
Bush, but the UN is on my list. They've even moved up a notch since Arafat died.

Why Bush Is Toast
By William Saletan
Posted Thursday, Sept. 14, 2000, at 12:00 AM PT
The Dread Pundit Bluto realizes this isn't a question. I just like looking at that headline. And the date.