Sunday, April 10, 2005

The Master Blaster Cometh

Welcome to all the loyal minions of the Rottweiler Empire! And many thanks to Emperor Darth Misha and Lord Spatula, King and Tyrant.

A source in Iraq has sent me photos of a device that demonstrates the dedication and ingenuity of our folks over there. I've promised not to print them right away to preserve operational integrity, and I don't have a timeline estimate for when that will be. You'll see the Master Blaster after its mission is accomplished. Until then, this is all I can show you:

Oh yes, I'm sure it will be...nice.