Muslims Want Sex Doll Banned

This is the MUSTAFA SHAG, a...um...pleasure product sold to lonely ladies in the United Kingdom.

According to The Sun (UK):

FURIOUS Muslims have blasted adult shop Ann Summers for selling a blow-up male doll called MUSTAFA SHAG.
They complained that the novelty sex toy insults the Prophet Muhammad — who also has the title al-Mustafa.

The High Street chain’s jokey £15 mustachioed doll has a 7in manhood and is targeted at hen parties.

Yesterday a spokesman said: “This is the name of our Prophet and it’s very upsetting. This thing should be banned.”

In a letter to the store, the Association said: “You have no idea how much hurt, anguish and disgust this obnoxious phrase has caused to Muslims. We are asking you to have our Most Revered Prophet’s name ‘Mustafa’ and the afflicted word ‘shag’ removed.”

The shop owner, Ann Summers, who was not familiar with this particular appellation for Mohammed, is looking for a new name for the pneumatic party boy.

Last night Ann Summers said: “If anyone has a better name, please let us know. We’ll happily change it.”

Post your suggestions in the comments and I'll see about getting the best ones to Ms. Summers.

Via The Jawa Report.