Sunday, January 21, 2007

Bush Blamed In New Orleans Loss

President Bush is seen by some to have contributed to the New Orleans Saints' 39-14 drubbing at the hands of the Chicago Bears this afternoon.

"Anyone could see they was in trouble," New Orleans mayor Ray "Chocolate City" Nagin remarked, "It's an indictment of the current administration that no help whatsoever was forthcoming."

Singer Kanye West believes that the Saints can't count on support from the President because there are too many African Americans on the team.

"The fact that Chicago has an African American coach just gives the buckra in the White House cover," said the artist.