Road Trip Necessary

I feel the need to oppress the masses with a golfing expedition. The Cherry Valley Golf Course near Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania has been recommended as a challenging and exciting course.

The choice of venue has absolutely nothing to do with this alleged incident:

Stroudsburg Area Regional Police are investigating complaints of a private golf outing featuring lap dance stations, threesomes and naked women at the Cherry Valley Golf Course on Monday.

Nor with this alleged photo of the alleged incident (note that a ball-washer is nearby):