'You Nazi, Scum-Sucking Pigs'

I always found Ellen Degeneres about as funny as a rectal boil, even before she salvaged her career by pimping her sexual orientation. But finally, Ellen has done a funny bit:



The "piece of paper?" It's called a contract. Ellen signed it, and now she wants to abuse the power of her celebrity status in order to renege on the deal. And do any of you believe, even for a second, that a commodity like Ellen Degeneres signs anything without her lawyers subjecting it to the sort of scrutiny usually reserved for non-liberal politicians' tax returns?

What's not funny at all are the death threats generated against the little people running the animal rescue operation by this spoiled celebrity pinhead:

"They have gotten thousands of e-mails," attorney Keith Fink told the television program "Inside Edition.""Most of them are hate e-mails threatening them with lynchings, bombings of their home."

One recording "Inside Edition" played had a male voice saying, "You Nazi, scum-sucking pigs. You're gonna pay dearly for stealing this dog from those little girls."

Puppies are rambunctious and don't usually get along too well with cats...who knew? Pretty much everyone in the world except Ellen Degeneres.