BBQ Mystery Solved?

Having eaten Dinosaur Bar-B-Que before (it's the area's best-known BBQ spot) I was frankly surprised when Good Morning America announced that the Dinosaur had been named the best BBQ in the country.

Sure, it's good BBQ, but the best America has to offer? I actually prefer the BBQ that chain grocery store Wegman's offers. WTF?

Then I found this story. Former Nazi collaborator George Soros, owner of the Democrat Party, quietly bought a seventy per cent stake in the Dinosaur last year.

Mystery solved.