Massive Japan Earthquake Blamed on Cow Farts

From The Daily Caller

Hours after a massive earthquake rattled Japan, environmental advocates connected the natural disaster to global warming. The president of the European Economic and Social Committee, Staffan Nilsson, issued a statement calling for solidarity in tackling the global warming problem.

Also, some Warmers believe that Manmade Global Warming is behind increased volcanic activity on Mars and a recent supernova in the Andromeda galaxy.

Related(?): could the lowing of these overly flatulent cows be adding extra carbon dioxide to Earth's fragile atmosphere?