Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

It's Finally Here! The Day of Days! The birthday of the Champion of the Songun Revolution, Honored Father and Protector of the Peaceful Peoples of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Mighty Antagonist of the Running Dog Lackeys of American Imperialist Aggression and Crypto-Capitalist Revisionism, Adherent and Preserver of the Wisdom of the Juche, Inspiration for the Transcendent Beauty of Kimjongilia, Most Beautiful of the World's Flowers...Kim Jong Il turns 63 today!

Beloved Leader Debates Whether to Spit or Swallow

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