Malarkey Is An Affront Up With Which They Will Not Be Putting
And now for something different from the Secret Kingdom of Beloved Leader.
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From the Korean Central News Agency of DPRK:
U.S. Ambassador's Repeated Malarkey under FireI'm not sure exactly what malarkey has Beloved Leader's panties in a bunch, or if it is, indeed, malarkey, and not, in fact, bunkum, piffle or balderdash.
Pyongyang, December 15 (KCNA) -- The Korean people will resolutely cope with the repeated malarkey of the U.S. ambassador in Seoul slandering the system which they chose by themselves, established by their own efforts and value like their lives, considering them to be a declaration of war against the DPRK and the whole nation. A spokesman for the Korean Democratic Lawyers Association said this in a statement issued on Dec. 14 in denunciation of the U.S. ambassador's malignant outcries that there is no change in his thought that the north is a criminal state and that cooperation should be coordinated, while openly interfering in inter-Korean relations and taking issue with "military threat" from someone.