Monday, February 13, 2006

Hissy Fit

Mincing NBC White House correspondent David Gregory has flown into a snit because he wasn't personally notified by the Vice President about Cheney's hunting accident. Prima donna Gregory was so offended at being scooped by some little people at a Corpus Christi newspaper that he could hardly contain his outrage, as the Veep story became NBC Nightly News' lead story tonight.

The Dread Pundit Bluto has heard, but cannot confirm, that the pampered nancy boy stamped his little foot during a press confererence with Scott McClellan today to demonstrate his outrage. There were also unconfirmed reports that the delicate reporter suffered an attack of the vapors and had to be roused with smelling salts.