Monday, March 20, 2006

Cindy Sheehan, The Movie

Infamous grief pimp and leftist dupe Cindy Sheehan will be portrayed by Susan Sarandon in a "biopic" about her struggle to establish herself in the spotlight. Rumor has it that Shamu has been offered the role of Michael Moore, and that Shamu has agreed to go on a high-fat diet to bulk up for the part.

As yet, Hollywood has announced no plans to honor the real heroes, the troops, with a movie. You may recall that the only "honor" Hollywood offered Gulf War vets was to have George Clooney portray them as cowardly thieves. Prior to that, Hollywood portrayed Vietnam vets as psychopaths in a series of forgettable flicks.