An Open Letter To Bluto's Mom On Mother's Day

What were you thinking? Yeesh.

UPDATE: Thank you, Mrs. Bluto, for setting the lad right.

And I do mean right.

UPDATE II: Bluto's mom, could you please explain where he inherited his eyepatch?

UPDATE III: Never mind that, Bluto's mom, historical records indicate you married into a family that are direct descendants of Elisabeth Bathory.

UPDATE IV: Let this be a lesson, don't drink and blog until the wee hours of the morning.

And now a sincere, all kidding aside thanks to Ma Bluto for sending us such a fine young man to lead this vast Armada into the uncharted oceans of Looneyland.

Yaarrrrrr indeed.