Wednesday, June 28, 2006

A Little Unclassified Data

Because the American people clearly have a right and need to know about the movements of dangerous individuals who would cavalierly, and even maliciously, endanger their security, suppose I were to post that Bill Keller (below), executive editor/chief apologist for The New York Times, who lives in the same apartment building that John Lennon and Yoko Ono did - The Dakota, enters a company-provided limousine in front of the building every morning promptly at 9:00 to make the trip to work;

And that James Risen (below), reporter/apologist, invariably catches a cab to work each day at 72nd and Broadway;

And that Eric Lichtblau, reporter/apologist, takes the 7:48 commuter train from Spuyten Duyvil...

...would that make them understand the need for keeping certain data confidential?

Note: the address and transportation information presented here is fictional - The Dread Pundit Bluto does not cavalierly or maliciously endanger other Americans, even such loathsome, self-serving pricks as Keller, Risen, and Lichtblau.