The Imbecile Chronicles

Episode MMMLVII, Tased and Confused:

GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- A University of Florida student was Tasered and arrested after trying to ask U.S. Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., about the 2004 election and other subjects during a campus forum.

While this student may or may not have had his rights violated by the event organizers who cut off his mike, he was, quite clearly, tasered for resisting officers.

What a maroon.