The First Rule of Sissy Slap-Fight Club...

...is don't talk about Sissy Slap-Fight Club.

Get out the popcorn as Time's Dem partisan Joe Klein threatens to scratch out the eyes of Lefty McSockpuppet, Salon's Glenn Greenwald:

Twice in the past month, my private communications have been splashed about the internet. That such a thing would happen is unfortunate, and dishonorable, but sadly inevitable, I suppose. I ignored the first case, in which a rather pathetic woman acolyte of Greenwald's published a hyperbolic account of a conversation I had with her at a beach picnic on Cape Cod. Now, Greenwald himself has published private emails of mine that were part of a conversation taking place on a list-serve. In one of those emails, I say that Greenwald "cares not a whit for America's national security."

Why should Greenwald care, doesn't he live in Brazil?

Greenwald has slapped back with this typically verbose piece and by sending his braindead minions (all of them are "rather pathetic," Joe) to slime Klein's comments section.

Stay classy now, ladies.