Most Tasteless Christmas Gift Suggestion...Ever

Just in time for Christmas, Teacher's Discovery offers the Sperm Snow Globe:

Shake It! A GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFT!! BUY YOURS NOW BEFORE WE SELL OUT!!
Come on SHAKE IT! You know you want to! A great visual for you teachers trying to explain the reproductive process. This globe is not only a teaching tool but a conversation piece as well. makes a great gift! Ages 13-99

How dare they call it a "Christmas" gift instead of a "Holiday" gift? Don't little Muslims and Jews need to learn about reproduction too?