Bin Laden Tape Claims Credit For Crispy Genitalia

A new audio tape purportedly from Osama bin Laden claims that talleywhacker bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was working for al Qaeda according to this report from CNN:

(CNN) -- A new audio tape allegedly from al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden claims responsibility for an attempt to blow up a plane en route to Michigan on Christmas Day and warns the United States of more attacks.

Would-be bloody-handed Muslim "martyrs" take note: Osama is just fine with roasting your naughty bits if it serves his purposes. Kinda hard to service seventy-two white raisins perpetual virgins if your junk is carbonized.