Monday, April 30, 2012

Progressives Suspected in Twitter Exploitation

Apparently, liberal users of the social networking site Twitter have organized to exploit Twitter's spam notification system attempting to get conservative Twitter users' accounts suspended.

From Breitbart's Dana Loesch:
Earlier this evening my husband, Chris Loesch, had his Twitter account suspended. There have been stories going around of conservatives getting suspended from Twitter over innocuous things while accounts like @KillZimmerman (an account which threatened to kill George Zimmerman) and other such accounts were left active for weeks. After a user remarked about me being raped and murdered, Chris and others defended me.
Big surprise that efforts to suppress free speech come from the Left.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Revenge of the Bronies

And what is a "brony," you ask? Kurt Schlichter sums it up at Big Hollywood:
There are grown men out there who devote themselves to the rainbow-unicorn-sparkly-pastel fantasy world of the children’s TV show “My Little Pony.”
Schlichter goes on to question the manhood of adult males who avidly follow an animated show designed for pre-pubescent girls. Dare I say that Kurt is beating a dead horse?

And now, the bronies have responded:

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Obama Eats Hitler's Dog

"Why can't he eat cats? Nobody likes the sneaky things."

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Swedish Official Eats 'N-Word Cake'

Ah, that viking blood. It's okay, though, Liljeroth is a liberal.
From FriaTider:
STOCKHOLM (FRIA TIDER).A macabre scene with racist undertones took place on Saturday when Swedish minister of culture Lena Adelsohn Liljeroth attended a tax funded party for the powerful Stockholm cultural elite. The self proclamed "anti-racist" Liljeroth, who is currently in the process of removing press subsidy for the only nationalist newspaper in Sweden, declared the party officially started by slicing a piece of a cake depicting a stereotypical African woman.
And the best part of all? The cake screams when it's cut!:
Via @CharlesCrawford twitter
Twitter: @TheBluto

Candygranny Nabbed

It's been a bad, bad recession for everybody. Especially this old woman who allegedly sold prescription pain-killers to anyone with the cash.

DeWitt, NY -- A 69-year-old woman is accused of peddling prescription drugs from her home near Jamesville-DeWitt High School, according to DeWitt police...When police searched her home April 9, they discovered several illegal narcotic drugs, including hydrocodone, morphine and Opana (oxymorphone), all addictive painkillers, police said. Her clients appeared to be younger people, in their teens and mid-20s, said Sgt. Scott Kapral.
Police also found some thirty odd cats and four dogs in the condemned house Crofoot was using.

Twitter: @TheBluto

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Taliban Attack Frees Hundreds in Pakistan

From ABC News:
Almost 400 prisoners have escaped from a jail in north-west Pakistan after it was attacked by Islamist militants armed with guns and rocket-propelled grenades, a senior police official says. Some of those who escaped from the jail in the town of Bannu in the early morning on Sunday were militants, an intelligence official said.
I'm sure there wasn't any inside help from our gallant Pakistani allies.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Horrible Weapon Used in Bank Robbery Attempt

I'd usually have some sort of smart-ass remark for a story like this. From
Utica police tell local media outlets that Lawrence Deptola went into city bank Thursday afternoon and threatened a teller with the [toilet] plunger. Police responded after two other banks had previously called authorities about a suspicious man entering their buildings. Deptola was arrested after a foot chase and charged with attempted third-degree robbery.
I'm familiar with the Utica area, and some of the denizens are a little odd, I but have absolutely no idea what this guy was thinking.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Tales of the Willfully Stupid

Noting that George Zimmerman has been put under protective custody, CNN anchorbimbo Brooke Baldwin says that she doesn't know whether threats to him come from within the prison or from outside.

Here's a clue, Brooke.

Monday, April 09, 2012

O'Keefe Pwns Holder on Voter ID

Attorney General Eric Holder claims that voter fraud is not a problem in the US. His department has challenged states that pass voter I.D. laws.

Friday, April 06, 2012

Best Spoiler Headline Ever

Rocker gets rabies shots after bat urinates in his eye
“Ok so... A bat peed in my eye,” guitarist Andrew Elstner wrote on his Facebook page March 29. “Whether or not you think I'm telling the truth is irrelevant at this point. What I'm worried about now is rabies. A bat. It pissed into my eye. [God] help me.”
Are you sure it was pee? The bat was pretty excited.

Thursday, April 05, 2012

Save the Whales Words

Friends and fellow Anglophones, we face a grave crisis that can be averted only through your understanding and informed activism...and of course a little lucre from your wallets (just send it to me and I'll make sure it gets to the proper place).

Words are disappearing from our vocabulary at an alarming rate due to AGW, Anthropogenic Global Witlessness, or Man-Made Cretinism. Some words have even gone extinct. When was the last time you were called a he-biddy?

Don't let another perfectly good word disappear forever due to the stupidity of the lumpen PC proletariat.

Threatened: titter, pianist, poopdeck, balzac, crotchety
Endangered: chink, kumquat, uranus, seamen, titicaca
Extinct: fagot, bissextile, niggard

How stupid do the rest of us have to get in order to avoid offending the ignorant? (Remember, make those checks payable to Bluto).

Many thanks to DMartyr for helping to populate the endangered words list.

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Impeach SCOTUS If They Dare to Thwart the One

Teh stupid is strong in this one:
The problem with the current court is not merely that there is a good chance it will strike down a clearly constitutional law. The problem is that this decision would be the latest salvo in what seems to be a sustained effort on the part of the Roberts Court to return the country to the Gilded Age.
Yes, exactly. SCOTUS wants us all transported back in time.
One of the scariest parts of this imbecilic diatribe is that the author is a law professor.